FACEBOOK WILL END ON MARCH 15th!
Posted on Saturday, January 8th, 2011By J.B. Smitts
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“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”
Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.
“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”
Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.
“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”
Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.
“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”
However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.
“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”
Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.
But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.
“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”
The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.
以下是用google translate翻译的
加州Palo Alto，扎克伯格宣布，Facebook将在三月份被关闭了。管理该网站已变得过于紧张。
“脸谱已经得到了控制，说：”扎克伯格在屋外的帕洛阿尔托办公室新闻发布会上，“和这家公司的管理压力毁了我的生活。我要杜绝所有的疯狂。“
扎克伯格接着解释说，3月15日开始，用户将不再能够访问他们的Facebook帐户。
“在3月15日关闭整个网站，说：”Avrat Humarthi，技术事务副总裁，注册。 “所以如果你不想再看到你的照片，我建议你把他们赶走了互联网。你将无法让他们回来一次注册Facebook！倒闭。“
扎克伯格说，决定关闭Facebook是困难的，但他不认为人们会被打破。
“我个人并不认为这是一个大问题，”他说，在一个私人的电话采访。 “，老实说，我认为它是用来更好的。没有脸谱，人们将不得不到外面去，让真正的朋友。这总是一件好事。“
一些Facebook用户都听到这个令人震惊的消息感到非常愤怒。
“我该怎么做没有Facebook吗？”丹尼斯布拉德肖说，一位来自印第安纳州的高中学生。 “我的生活围绕着它。我在Facebook上至少10小时。现在我怎么跟所有的空闲时间？“
但是，全国各地的父母一直在经历一个长期的救济预期的感觉。
“我很高兴Facebook的噩梦结束了，说：”乔恩Guttari，来自底特律的单亲家长。 “现在我的少年的脸不会粘到电脑屏幕上一整天。也许我还可以有一个与她谈话。“
在金融电路批评这些都是步行从数十亿美元的专利了扎克伯格。 Facebook是目前被列为世界最富有的企业之一，经济学家估计约为79亿美元的价值。
但是，扎克伯格依然平静了这些指控。他说，他会站在他的决定，让Facebook的斧头。
“我不在乎钱，说：”扎克伯格。 “我只是想我以前的生活了。”
在Facebook的公司认为，3月15日之前删除用户的个人信息从网站所有。在该日之后，所有的照片，笔记，链接和视频将被永久删除。
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